shialabeowulf:

thedrunkenmoogle:

expbaronline: Adventure Time Cocktails

Jake:
1 oz Bubble gum vodka
1 oz Peach schnapps
Orange juice

Directions: Shake all alcohol with ice. Strain into any size glass of your choice. Fill with Orange juice.

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Finn:
1 oz UV Cake vodka
.5 oz Cherry vodka
1 splash Blue curacao (to color)
Milk

Directions: In a small glass pour cake vodka and cherry vodka. Fill glass with milk. Splash in a little blue curacao and stir gently.

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The Princess Bubble-tini:
1 oz Bubble gum vodka
.5 oz Amaretto
1 splash Grenadine (to color)
Sprite

Directions: In a cocktail shaker add all alcohol and a splash of grenadine. Shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a martini glass. Fill with Sprite. Garnish with a gumball.

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Marceline’s Bite:
1 oz Strawberry rum
.5 oz  Whipped cream vodka
.5 oz UV cake vodka
Grenadine
Sprite

Directions: Add all alcohol to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a old fashion glass. Fill with Sprite. Slowly sink grenadine to the bottom and garnish with a strawberry.

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The Ice King:
(Makes 2-6 servings)
2/3 cup Sugar
1.5 cups UV Blue
1.5 cups Water
1 cup Fresh squeezed lemon juice
4 cups Ice

Directions: Pour all ingrediants into a blender and blend on high until properly mixed. Pour into tall glasses.

A note from the drinks’ creators:

Jake the Dog - So the idea behind this cocktail is since he can stretch to any size he can be in any size glass and still taste great. I think we did it pretty well. even tastes great as a shot.

Finn - So I wanted this cocktail to be something a kid would like and not be soda based because he is a kid. I think cherry topped cake covers that

Princess bubble-tini - Sweet, tasty, smooth, and just a touch of class. This drink embodies PB.

The Ice King - Sweet, yet a bit tart. a frozen blue raspberry lemonade sends chills down your spine and is delicious.

Marceline’s bite - Marceline eats shades of red, who’s to say she doesn’t also drink them? this cocktail is a twist on her favorite source of red strawberries. Its a sweet strawberry shortcake tasting cocktail. The grenadine sinks and starts to merge looking like she has already started draining the red from the drink.

What time is it?

Drinks created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.

now this I must do

sanityscraps:

yuutoeattheshiitake:

time-trippin-ride:

wooly-san:

solkiasstupidpage:

c10ckw0rk:

rosids:

suashi:

ceasefires:

bananadongchronicles:

five-5-sixers:

codecsexoperator:

whiterequiem:

Isaac Clarke. 

Is… Is that a good thing?

oooh mister Snake v////v

…….OH…………..

…my lover can’y be shadow fox! it’s a ZOID FOR FUCKS SAKE

Commander Shepard.

… I’m good. 

Saber from fate/EXTRA 

…well idk I guess we can play cards for the 2 minutes I’m alive until the Holy Grail War kills me?

Cress Albane from Tales of Phantasia I…no please

Gordan Freeman

oh boy

…Tetris? How would that even work?

A Doodle Jump rip-off not that Doodle Jump isn’t a rip-off cow…

Erm…………..

Samus Aran. Lucky me.

…I was playing Prime 3, though, so the rest of my life would probably consist of an agonizing death by phazon poisoning. If I were very lucky, I might manage to avoid being vomited on.

…Gordon Freeman.

My Titans Sims.

Do I get poly wintimes? 8D

Batman…….fuck

ctaschereau:

anyone else think theres a connection?

yes. yes I do

yep. agreed

Is it bad that I want to play this? I very much so want to play this game.

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

tomorrow I will be getting myself an one month earlier present in a  Playstation 3 for a couple of reasons. 1 Blu-Ray I want to start buying blu-ray movies. 2 DC Universe Online I love this game the whole hey you can be a hero or villain and you can choose a mentor and when you get to a certain level you can start unlocking hero powers i.e heat vision, frost breath etc. and using teamwork to take down most enemies is brilliant. the other day on my brothers ps3 I captain Cuddles. who just happens to look alot like Spawn. with a few others took down clayface and the avatar of sin. 3. buying Playstation 1 games. love me some playstation 1 games. wish they would just have a ton on there instead of the selected few. 4 well I really dont have a fourth not too many ps3 games I actually want, but I wouldn’t mind Heavy Rain. I’ll still be using my xbox for most new release games I want.

chrc:

I keep saying it, why the fuck would you want to live in Australia?

hahahahahahaha. brilliant

sanityscraps:

justicars-have-more-fun:

majorkaidanalenko:

giantfuckbots:

matriarch-aethyta:

Trivium

Commander Shepard

Katniss Everdeen

Fuck yes

Rammstein
My wood elf dragon born (WHO’S PRETTY CHILL)
either Romeo or Juliet lol

HELL YEAH

Glenn Miller and his Orchestra

Commander Shepard

Alex from A Clockwork Orange

uhhhhhh

Dean Martin

Cole Phelps

uh…

Stanley Kowalski from Streetcar…

:l Okay…

Florence Welch, Commander Shepard, and Emperor Kuzco.

So we’ve got one badass, an awesome singer, a llama, and me, who’d be a total coward in the face of zombies.

Fuck. XDD

Slayer
John Marston - Red Dead Redemption (fitting he did fight undead)
The Avengers (yeah I am quite set)